• Me: I'm trying to figure out ways to reduce my stress.
  • Friend: Yeah, you really need to do that.
  • Me: Well, it's not like I'm more stressed out than a healthy, normal amount.
  • Friend: ...do you know what a healthy, normal amount is? Scale of one to ten.
  • Me: ...five to seven?
  • Friend: ZERO TO ONE.
  • Me: Well, shit. Let's go buy some lavender bubble bath.

bookoisseur:

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

The only thing that might top this is Jeremy Renner telling a reporter how to do her makeup.

(Source: pinefarts)

[Gun noises]

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olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

gingerhaze:

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mikemaihack:

Selfie. #supergirl #batgirl #harleyquinn #bffs

mikemaihack:

Selfie. #supergirl #batgirl #harleyquinn #bffs

Borrowing Victorian porn periodicals, children’s stories, and books on equine bestiality from the library will probably get you on a government watchlist.

lolmythesis:

Literature, Colorado State University

Taming Ginger: Unruly Femininity in Anna Sewell’s Black Beauty

“And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.”