“(Which suddenly reminds me of a gag the person I based Silent Girl on used to do. It involved her sidling up to a typical sort of indie snob in the pub and asking — in the manner of whether they like a band — whether they’re into Tamakeri. When they answer positively — and no indie snob ever admits to have not heard of a band — she punches them in the balls. Tamakeri is the Japanese fetish of working over the old testicles.)”

Kieron Gillen, “Going to hell,” Phonogram, Vol. 2: The Singles Club, Issue #5: “Lust, Etc.”

This is truly magnificent. The back-up essays in The Singles Club are highly underrated.

(via microphoneheartbeats)

This still makes me laugh. Good work, Silent Girl.

(via kierongillen)

jumpingjacktrash:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

i often think this sort of thing about fairytales
i kinda want to write one where the heroine goes full on sea lawyer on her tormentors
like fairytale heroines usually get beauty, kindness, luck, or common sense; this one gets perfect recall and a talent for shorthand. oho, evil fairy, you didn’t think anybody was gonna write down what you said, did you? see you in court, beeyotch. *princess snaps her fabergé briefcase closed and power-walks out of the enchanted forest while unicorns and dragons flatten themselves against the trees to get out of her way because they cannot afford a lawsuit at this time of life*

jumpingjacktrash:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

i often think this sort of thing about fairytales

i kinda want to write one where the heroine goes full on sea lawyer on her tormentors

like fairytale heroines usually get beauty, kindness, luck, or common sense; this one gets perfect recall and a talent for shorthand. oho, evil fairy, you didn’t think anybody was gonna write down what you said, did you? see you in court, beeyotch. *princess snaps her fabergé briefcase closed and power-walks out of the enchanted forest while unicorns and dragons flatten themselves against the trees to get out of her way because they cannot afford a lawsuit at this time of life*

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

kateordie:

Some Friday night New Batgirl flash.

kateordie:

Some Friday night New Batgirl flash.

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(Source: awfulhappy)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

joeshmo:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

it seems like my caption has spread

oh joy

(Source: classichorrorblog)